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Burgers are great
And chicken is good too
For Ice cream we scream
But let me remind you
That Fries are the one thing those goes good with all food
They are just so tasty
To take mine would be rude
See, Fries are a gift
We all have been blessed with
So go get your own
Mine must not be messed with so
If you think I jest
If you think I jest
If you have the balls then
Don't come back alone
Dude, just look at my arms now...
(chorus)
My delicious golden French fries
Better not get taken away
Cause I got this long shiny steel pipe
And I'll put a knot on your braincase today
You mess with my food and you will die
Buddy, do you understand?
I will make sure you get snackrificed
If you dare to mess with my French fries
You will stop being alive!
Change, they cost
But fortunes they are worth
If mine are lost
I'll put you in the Earth
For Fries I'll unleash
All I'm capable of
You'll be left with a face
Only a mother could love
(repeat chorus)
They're no Tots
Are you dumb or what
I can't get enough of these Fries
Oh so tasty
But don't be hasty
They are not yours they are mine
No more ketchup
But I'm not messed up
I like mine unmodified
One last thing
I just might turn mean
If you ever fuck with my fries...
(final chorus)
